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I found these funny debate questions on another site. Thank You Krista!

It's the only politics you'll get out of me, my mind is made up...However I reserve the right to change my mind at any time because- well, I'm a girl. Enough said.


Top Ten Questions Audience Members Were Not Allowed To Ask During the Presidential Debate
10. Who's a better one-term president--you or your father?
9. Is it annoying being married to a woman who always smells like ketchup?
8. With oil at $50 a barrel, why aren't we looking into cheaper barrels?
7. Which best describes your economic policies: "Preposterous lies" or "Absolute crap"?
6. Senator Kerry, what impact do you think your large, canoe-shaped head will have on the economy?
5. What is your favorite episode of "Sanford and Son"?
4. Do you prefer flipping or flopping?
3. Which one of you is Dukakis?
2. Do you think John Edwards would be interested in dating a New Jersey Governor?
1. If either of you win, will you pardon Martha?