Happy Birthday to You
Today is Michael's birthday. I am lucky enough to have this day off and my dad is here too. I will spend this day making a cake and visiting with papa. Hey, does this mean you will be turning 40 next year?
posted by Kathy at 7:49 AM
7 Comments:
One year off babe. I am 38 today, not 39. Don't age me any faster, please!
Thank you for the birthday wish and for posting a good picture of me from our Hawaii trip. Looks like I'm gazing into the future doesn't it?
9:40 AM
Happy birthday young fella! (I turned 38 way back in April).
I hope you enjoy your next lap around the sun.
11:08 AM
Happy birthday Mike! I think now is the time to let you know about a disturbing trend I have uncovered recently. You know when I first met you I was only like 70% of your age. Then a few years later in 1998 I was 76% of your age. Now today I did the math again and I'm a full 81% of your age. Unless I'm wrong, which I never am, except possibly this time, I have calculated that by 2022, I will actually be older than you.
Shocking, to say the least. I know.
This, of course, leads me to believe you have some secret way of aging slower than me. So happy birthday, and maybe for MY birthday you could share that whole slow aging voodoo secret thing of yours okay? For me?
-JD
2:01 PM
Hey Bro! I am ready to share my anti-aging secrets with you Grasshopper. First, lie like hell (I was actually born in 1962, not 1968). This takes many years off your life and all you need is whiteout for things like your birth certificate and drivers license. Secondly, every third year of so, do that superman thing where you fly real fast and make the globe circle the wrong way. I took me a few times to get it right, but I got it down now. Third, get married and have daughters. Oh, you already did that. You would think that would age you, but it helps to keep you on your toes and gets your senses sharper.
Hope to see you guys maybe over the holidays. By the way, who am I buying for this year? Me, Kathy and your dad couldn't remember who was in charge of the gift exchange this year. Better buy for me, just to be on the safe side!!
3:11 PM
You guys are way younger than I am, I'll tell you that. I have no words of aged wisdom to impart, just a resounding "happy birthday!"
6:17 PM
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11:07 AM
You know that superman trick is just handy in general. "What? I missed House? But that's the one where Hugh Laurie gets shot! Wait right here!".
I don't know who is running the gift swap powerball this year... I just kind of get told who to buy for and then I hand Conni money.
11:09 AM
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