Dr. No Patient
Going for the funny one first because I prefer funny over scary.
Dream:
I met a man in college. He has a dog. A big, furry, yellow, floppy, slobbery dog.
I tell the man in my "matter of fact" voice, that I only want a degree just so I can say that I have one
The dog and I head outside to a vast sea of parked cars where students are busily fumbling with books and trying to get to their respective classes before the professor can dive into a long winded lecture, revealing their tardiness.
The wide eyed dog with his white teethy grin, looks almost animated while wearing a long green doctors robe. I quickly label him "Dr. No Patient" because every attempt to approach a sick student is met with extreme disgust and hostility.
Every time the dog returns to me, we place our arms (paws) across our bellies and double over in uncontrollable fits of laughter. The kind of laughing the results after you've just succeeded in pulling the best childish prank...like getting your teacher to sit on a loaded whoopee cushion.
I woke up at 12:30 in the morning laughing my tired head off!
How would I analyze this dream?
1) I met my husband in college with no real direction of a degree.
2) I miss my dog that just died.
3) I've seen way to many doctors this year and...
4) I want to laugh more
Boy it sure seemed funnier then...
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