A Tanning Bed First

Today I did something I've never done before.

I got a tan the unnatural way...I went to a tanning salon.

I know, I know...it's not healthy. Tanning makes you get premature wrinkles. Tanning causes skin cancer.

Why did I feel the need to do this?

Because I've always wondered what it was like to lay in a tanning bed. Honest. Besides, I had a coupon.

Just like getting a pedicure or having your hair done, I was in the mood for a little pampering today. So I stopped in California Tan to check it out. I didn't really plan on doing the session today, I just wanted some info. I thought you had to have an appointment, but I was wrong. The lady asked if I wanted to go ahead and try it.
I said, "Now?"
"Sure now, or you can come back later."

There wasn't anyone else in the place, as far as I could tell. There were six little rooms, each one just big enough to fit a large size tanning bed, a fan and a chair to set your things on.

Well, Okay- I guess I could do this now...why not?
I glanced around the sitting room and noticed a sale sign that read, "Swimwear 40% Off!" And then it hit me...I didn't bring a swimsuit!
I informed the saleswoman my concern, but she quickly waved it off and told me that I didn't need to wear anything or that my bra and panties would work fine.
Well, okay then.

But I was still not sure. Maybe if they have a cute suit on sale...
I walked over to the sales rack and quickly found a red 2 piece that was my size. I asked if I could try it on. Of course. She lead me to furthest room and told me exactly what to do. Just rub the lotion all over yourself and lye down on the bed. Pull the top down as far as you can. Make sure to use the little glasses to protect your eyes. When you're ready, hit the little red button to begin your session.

I thanked her and made sure to lock the door.
In no time at all I was laying on a warm bed of glass and listening to the sounds of classical music.
I decided not to wear anything.

It only lasted 10 minutes, but it felt like Heaven!

I can't wait to go back on Thursday. This time, I'll bring a suit. The red one I tried on was to big in the butt.

Ahhhhhh