Pop open a refreshing can of LIFE!
Introducing LIFE SODA!
Gulp after gulp of sweet & sour goodness. Gaurenteed to make you laugh, cry, scream, giggle and flirt. Might even cause moments of histeria, nausia and rage.
GO ON! Get a LIFE! You'll be glad you did.
posted by Kathy at 8:21 AM
4 Comments:
Nutritional Information, please? And do they make Diet Life? Any side effects to consuming Life, such as oily discharge, hypertension, or stroke? I just want to make sure that I am an educated consumer before I partake of this Life you speak of....C
:)
9:56 AM
Diet Life? Yeah, but it's boring.
In rare cases spontanous combustion has been known to occur in in persons with a slight fever. Do not consume Life if you are under the age of 1 or over the age 100. Always consult your doctor before getting a Life.
hehe.
Okay- so I easily entertain myself! Give me a break! It's a long layover! I have no idea why these thoughts came to my mind this morning. I swear I should be in advertising!
2:47 PM
When drinking Life, is it OK to gulp?
7:01 PM
Does it have positive additives that can ward off impossible evil ex-es? and the headaches that come with them?
:)
10:20 PM
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